We Like Pizza - Pizza Kids
You’re welcome, world.
thIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
oh thank god it’s back
OMG THE LITTLE GREY ONE IS THE ONE THAT USED TO BE DANCING ON MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
instead of writing a fluffy word on your arm why doesn’t everyone just stop being cunts to everyone i think that might slow down the suicide rate just maybe
why was this on my global history test when this is modern society
this is why French people are one trillion times better than us
Thank you, Paris.
saw this guy walking around a pet store enjoying his day
Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics.
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE THING TO EVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR
OMG. PLEASe. I
so glad i pressed play
SO fucking great