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scarvenrot:

pourim:

hairparty:

We Like Pizza - Pizza Kids

You’re welcome, world. 

thIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

oh thank god it’s back

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nikolaibrokemywomb:

OMG THE LITTLE GREY ONE IS THE ONE THAT USED TO BE DANCING ON MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikolaibrokemywomb:

OMG THE LITTLE GREY ONE IS THE ONE THAT USED TO BE DANCING ON MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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youwantsomepearlsmuthafuckaaa:

THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
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clothobuerocracy:

So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

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kickthpj:

instead of writing a fluffy word on your arm why doesn’t everyone just stop being cunts to everyone i think that might slow down the suicide rate just maybe

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relapser:

why was this on my global history test when this is modern society

relapser:

why was this on my global history test when this is modern society

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Thank you, Paris.



this is why French people are one trillion times better than us

Thank you, Paris.

this is why French people are one trillion times better than us
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hmmturtle:

saw this guy walking around a pet store enjoying his day

hmmturtle:

saw this guy walking around a pet store enjoying his day

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sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics. 

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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laugh-for-days:

jaclynxmarie:

rageagainstthechristine:

katelyn-mellark:

killyourselfwithyourmind:

STEPPINONDABEECH

THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE THING TO EVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR

OMG. PLEASe. I

cnant

so glad i pressed play

SO fucking great

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laughbitches:

Does she not know its her?

laughbitches:

Does she not know its her?

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